The original plan was for these two brawlers to face off in September, but a last-minute illness among Carnation Creation’s staff forced a rescheduling until today. Jessica Nigri, being a free agent looking for work, was none too pleased about this turnaround and mentioned her feelings on the KWWN radio station in Las Vegas.
“First of all, I hope Paige Spiranac and the rest of the Carnation Creations staff are feeling healthy, and I hope the illness is nothing too serious. But…” She said, unprompted, “Doesn’t it feel suspicious that we were all set to box on the FCBA pay-per-view, and Paige happens to drop out at the last second? What’s the matter, did you see too much of my winning film? Did you get scared of fighting a champion?” Jessica continued before the radio hosts tried to steer her away from conspiracies.
However, her remarks found the right target, and Paige was furious that Jessica would call her credibility into doubt. She demanded this fight occur as soon as possible – today – and at the nearest arena in Jessica’s home state of Nevada. This fight ensues at the Orleans Center in Paradise, Nevada, in front of 9,500 fans.
Paige Sprianac entered first, accompanied by her mentor Stephanie McMahon, wearing a pale goose-feather robe and wearing her hair in a topknot. When she stood in the ring, Stephanie removed her robe to uncover a Rey Skywalker cosplay attire with:
• a tight white cloth top, with Paige’s chest covered completely,
• white, untouched tights,
• pale gloves,
• and brown boxing boots.
Jessica Nigri entered second, accompanied by her friend and fellow professional cosplayer Meg Turney, wearing a dark matter robe. While she stood in the ring, Meg removed her robe to uncover Jessica’s famous Sith Lord cosplay attire, with:
• Darth Maul-inspired facepaint,
• a black top mixed with polyester and light leather, transparently covering but showing her cleavage,
• black gloves,
• short black boxing tights,
• and black boxing boots.
Both fighters touch gloves in the middle of the ring, and the bantamweight fight is on!
Rounds 1-5:
The main story of this fight is that Paige is all giddy and excited to fight, but Jessica has the experience of just punching to make her punches count. Jessica takes advantage early in the second round. Paige starts to fight back and scores a surprise knockdown in round 4, but her opponent gets up at the count of six. Jessica battles back and drops Paige in a flash knockdown early in the fifth. Paige gets up but crumbles under the pressure of Jessica’s heavy punches. Jessica Nigri wins via TKO in the 5th round!
After the Fight:
Paige struggles to stand up, clearly dazed from Jessica’s match-ending onslaught of punches. Stephanie assisted her charge, helping the golfer untangle from the ropes and sit down on the corner stool.
On the other side of the ring. Meg graciously takes off Jessica’s dark gloves while giggling about how epic that TKO was to watch. Jessica laughs with her friend in victory and trades her boxing gloves for a red lightsaber. The victor strides across the ring and taps Paige’s scratched chest with her new object. “I popped your loss cherry! Next, I’m coming to claim your juggs as my property.” She squeals triumphantly and leaves Carnation Creations to sulk and recover in the corner after that crushing loss.
The End
