Warning:
This Story is Non-Canon
Starring:
Alexandra Daddario as Agent Blue
Kristen Bell as Tasha Young aka “The Cat”
Tasha Young flopped onto the sand. Her aching jaw came courtesy of the bare-heel of the tall brunette standing over her. Tasha thought she had fought well, making it an actual fight instead of just folding over. However, Agent Blue was just a bit too much for her to handle. The size, the speed, the athleticism, and the skills all wrapped up in one package was a bit too tall of a task for the infamous cat burglar.
Agent Blue grabbed Tasha by the middle of her red one-piece and hoisted her up. Tasha dangled from Blue’s grasp. Her arms were slack and shoulders rolled back. Agent Blue brought her right fist up and then down hard on Tasha’s cheek. The blonde’s head snapped to the side. Miraculously, she was still conscious, but only slightly.
“Where is it, Tasha?” the agent asked.
Blue dropped her down onto the sand and straddled her. She pinned the blonde’s hands down and spread them out wide. In her signature blue bikini, Agent Blue glared down at Tasha. She had been tasked with exchanging very valuable information with a foreign diplomat, only to have the USB drive stolen from under her nose. After some investigating, Agent Blue had discovered that Tasha had been staying on the very same private beach. Perhaps she had stolen the drive to sell to a higher bidder. Perhaps she wanted it for her own personal reasons. Regardless, Blue was going to get it back.
“I said, where is it?” Blue asked as she flipped Tasha over and planted her face in the sand.
The blonde’s limbs flailed as she was suffocated by the beach. Agent Blue yanked her head back up and asked her again.
“Where is it?”
“Okay… okay…” Tasha said. “I have it on me, but I need to reach my front pocket.”
Agent Blue allowed Tasha to flip over onto her back. The blonde slowly began to reach down the front of her unzipped suit. She felt around the interior of it for her hidden pocket. She unzipped it and began to slowly grab the USB. But then, all of a sudden with her left hand she attempted to throw a desperate punch to Blue’s jaw. It flew through the air and just before it connected with the agent’s chin, it stopped. Tasha felt a tight grip around her wrist.
“Please,” Agent Blue said, un-amused.
She brought her own fist back and slammed it down across Tasha’s cheek. The blonde was out cold. Blue reached down the front of Tasha’s suit, felt around for the hidden pocket, and successfully retrieved the sensitive data. Then she stood up, brushed herself off, and made her way back towards the resort. She had a meeting to get to.
Alternate Ending
“Okay… okay…” Tasha said. “I have it on me, but I need to reach my front pocket.”
Agent Blue allowed Tasha to flip over onto her back. The blonde slowly began to reach down the front of her unzipped suit. She felt around the interior of it for her hidden pocket. She unzipped it and began to slowly grab the USB. But then, all of a sudden with her left hand she attempted to throw a desperate punch to Blue’s jaw. It flew through the air and just before it connected with the agent’s chin, it stopped. Tasha felt a tight grip around her wrist.
“Please,” Agent Blue said, un-amused.
But Tasha withdrew her right hand from her suit and grabbed a fistful of sand. She tossed it directly into Agent Blue’s eyes. The agent squealed in pain as the grains of sand stuck to her cornea. Tasha brought her head up and slammed it into Blue’s forehead. The agent flopped back to the sand. Tasha knew she had to act fast. She mounted Agent Blue and began to beat her with alternating right and lefts across her cheek. She wasn’t sure if she had the power to knock her out, but she had to make her woozy. Blue’s face snapped back and forth with each blow. Then Tasha grasped Blue’s throat with both of her hands and began to squeeze. She had the agent straddled as well, so she teetered to the side and fell onto her own shoulder, allowing her legs to wrap around Blue’s waistline. Locking her ankles together, Tasha squeezed with all of her might.
Agent Blue let out a harrowing scream. Her eyes still closed as tears leaked from them due to the sand, she was fighting blind. She still was able to identify Tasha’s arms and began to pry them apart. That’s when Tasha got an idea. Agent Blue couldn’t see… she needed to get distance.
The blonde released her scissors and kicked Blue away from her. The blinded agent quickly got to her feet, but Tasha was just a bit quicker. Like a flash, Tasha got in close, hit Blue with a round-house to the chin, then backed off. Agent Blue swung in the general direction of where Tasha was, but hit nothing but warm ocean-breeze. Tasha moved back in again, this time she fired off a kick to Blue’s ribs, which bent the agent over a bit. Blue attempted again to hit Tasha. Nothing. The cat burglar proceeded to expertly pick her blinded opponent apart. She landed strike after strike, brutalizing Blue’s torso with impressive kicks. She thought at one point she may have even broken a rib.
Finally, it was time to put the agent down. Tasha dodged a very slow, very desperate haymaker, then leaped up into the air, slamming her knee against Blue’s chin. The agent fell to the beach, barely conscious. Tasha looked down at her and smirked. The great Agent Blue, now at her mercy. Tasha straddled her, pinning Blue’s useless arms in the sand. She unzipped her suit just a bit and then planted her cleavage on Blue’s face. The agent’s body started to convulse, but had been too badly beaten to adequately fight back.
“I know those eyes burn, Blue… let’s fix them,” Tasha said.
She took Blue by her hair and dragged her across the beach to the water. Tasha waited until the water level was at around her knees. With Blue under her, her face completely engulfed in water, Tasha stood over the agent and wrapped her thighs around Blue’s neck. Then she began to squeeze.
“I wonder what will kill you first, my legs or the ocean…” Tasha pondered.
Tasha squeezed her powerful thighs together. Agent Blue’s mouth opened, unable to hold her breath any longer. Tasha gave one more powerful squeeze, then shifted her hips.
*crack*
“I guess my legs did the trick!” Tasha excitedly said.
Tasha released Agent Blue’s lifeless body, which floated face-down in the ocean. The Cat had put an end to the tale of the once-great Agent Blue of SPA.
The End