Before the fight: Initial negotiations between both stables focused on the location. They decided to have this rubber match between JMDD originals occur in the Scotiabank Arena in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
Alexandra Daddario, through Foxfire, requested a press conference ahead of this JMDD bout to “clear the air.” Stephanie McMahon agreed to this arrangement. Both stables booked a press conference together. ESPN, The Sports Network, and other groups covered this presser the day before the fight.
Stephanie and Alexandra arrived at the press conference wearing opposing dresses. Stephanie wore purple, and Alexandra wore red, foreshadowing their imminent fight attire. The journalists were too star-struck by the boxing stalwarts to ask exciting questions. They only asked the generics, “Are you excited for this fight? What was your training like?” – so Stephanie took the opportunity to stir the pot.
“Over-the-hill FCBA wannabee,” she muttered, and Alexandra took the bait. “What did you say?” the Foxfire Boxing star responded, and before long, both fighters stood up and argued nose-to-nose. Their breaths conflicted as they raised their voices. In a flash, Stephanie backhands Alexandra across the face, emitting a loud crack! while her opponent staggers back in shock. Alexandra responds by lowering her hips and taking Stephanie down on the ground! At this point, Carnation Creations and Foxfire Boxing staff jump into the scene and separate the two fighters by force.
Many people needed to jump in to hold each warrior back from mauling each other until fight night. Even they couldn’t stop Stephanie and Alexandra from spewing venom. “I’m going to send you to the retirement home where you should have stayed!” Alexandra yelled above the din of the moment. “I won’t put you in the hospital; I’ll put you in the dumpster!” Stephanie responded, among several unmentionables from each side, that the noise drowned out.
A few days after the press conference came the awaited fight night at the Scotiabank Arena, with 19,039 fans in attendance. Stephanie McMahon came from the curtains first, wearing a goldenrod robe. Recently victorious Paige Spiranac accompanied her while “Breathe” by Prodigy blares over the speakers. Paige removes Stephanie’s robe from the ring, revealing:
purple boxing gloves with a carnation symbol on both knuckles
a purple and black sports bra that strains under the weight of her breasts
a purple pair of boxing shorts with black lines on the sides and “STEPHANIE” written on the front in golden cursive
While she raises her arms in the air, Alexandra comes out second as the higher-ranked fighter. Mary Elizabeth Winstead flanks her, while Alex wears a garnet robe. Mary removes Alexandra’s robe from the ring, revealing:
red boxing gloves
a red sports bra with “FOXFIRE BOXING” written on the front
plain black short boxing shorts
Both fighters touch gloves with force when commanded to in the center of the ring, and the fight is on!
Round 1: While neither fighter qualifies as a peppy starlet anymore, Alexandra’s comparative youth shines in the first round. Her sparring jabs contain a little more pepper than Stephanie’s, and it’s not long until Alex’s barrage forces her opponent to cover up. Carnation’s CEO eschews evading around the ring in favor of turtling in place, riding out Alexandra’s punches and returning fire while her opponent reloads. Despite this effort, Alexandra wins the round clearly, with the judges having her ahead 10-8.
Round 2: Stephanie comes out of her corner guns blazing, ready to damage Alexandra’s body and regain momentum. However, throughout the first minute, Alexandra can evade Stephanie’s looping punches and frustrate the Billion Dollar Princess. However, all it took was one hard right hook to strike Alexandra’s flank for her to cringe from the punch’s sheer power visibly. Stephanie sees this opportunity right away and starts firing at will! Her hard hooks and uppercuts to Alexandra’s midsection visibly hurt her. Foxfire’s star can only defend herself and jab Steph’s attacks away through the final two minutes while the crowd murmurs, wondering who has the momentum. The judges call this round wide for Stephanie, evening the score 18-18.
Rounds 3 and 4: Due to a glitch for the clock team, these two rounds occurred right after the other, with both corners and the referee conveniently forgetting to stop the action. And what a spout of activity these six minutes were – both fighters sensed metaphorical blood in the air and ended round 4 with bloody bruises. Stephanie and Alexandra shared a mutual distaste and a desire to attack each other hard, eschewing sparring jabs past the first 45 seconds. They went hell for leather with cracking crosses and hellacious hooks. Alexandra drew first blood by hooking Stephanie’s breasts, knocking them together like pendulums, and making the CEO double over. Stephanie shoved Alexandra away and uppercut Alex’s nose, causing blood to spurt from her nostrils. The Manhattan native responds by smashing a right fist into Stephanie’s nose, shocking her in place. From that exchange, both fighters fired punches with conviction too often for onlookers to distinguish any in specific, aside from a general appreciation of both’s offense. When the dust cleared, and the clock got fixed at the end of round 4, both fighters stood tall, preening for their corners and the fans. The scorecards stood at 38-38.
Round 5: Somehow, both fighters found an extra gas tank after the last six minutes, and they start the round chest-to-chest in the center of the ring, talking trash and pressing their chests against each other for supremacy. Stephanie breaks the stalemate with a sneaky uppercut to Alexandra’s top, and for the rest of the round, both fighters boxed in a shark cage with minimal separation. Stephanie stuck to swinging hooks, hitting more than she missed while trying to break Alexandra’s top, while Foxfire’s girl tried to hit home run uppercuts and looked for knockdowns. Neither fighter got precisely what they desired, although Stephanie’s nose bled a gusher all over both fighters, and both tops saw stretches and cuts from their heavy punches. The Toronto crowd stood up, row by row, to cheer on their favorite boxer and will her to victory. When the round ended, Stephanie and Alexandra nearly collapsed, walking back to their corner, looking down to the mat, and creating a trail of blood while sucking air. Judges couldn’t believe what they saw from both veterans and called the round a draw. 48-48.
Round 6: The boxers started the round chest-to-chest, nose-to-nose once again, but both were breathing heavily after the high intensity of the last round. Happy at seeing her opponent’s abs and flanks welt up, Stephanie started throwing hooks at Alex’s top and face; her opponent responded with the same home run mentality as before, Alexandra trying to finish off her rival once and for all. Each punch landed hard, molding breasts, shuddering heads, and upper bodies. Each punch also landed slower every second that passed. Finally, at the last minute, Alexandra faked a right uppercut to the jaw and smashed a left uppercut to both of Stephanie’s jugs. Carnation’s CEO’s eyes shot wide open, and she groaned while stepping dizzy. Stephanie tried to counterattack with hooks to Alex’s breasts, but she kept losing her balance and struck the air. Stephanie’s corner hoped she would get to the end of the round, but Alexandra took her chance to finish Stephanie off! She used her opponent’s chest as speedbags with uppercuts until Steph collapsed on her back, staring straight up at the lights, her mouthpiece falling out.
The referee tries to count, but she realizes it would be academic. Alexandra Daddario wins by KO in the 6th round!
After the fight: Even after the count finishes, Stephanie is slow to rise from the mat. Paige and an unnamed corner maiden have to come in to pick her upright and place her down on the corner stool. Alexandra and Mary wait in the wings for their moment and swoop in to claim their prize. “Paige, dear, Stephanie has something that belongs to us,” Mary says curtly, while Alexandra shoves all of Carnation’s staff out of the way and takes her place sitting on Stephanie’s muscular thighs.
“I’m not going to embarrass you too hard, even though my jugs would flatten yours…” Alexandra says, sensually taking off her Foxfire Boxing top and pulling Stephanie’s face between her victorious breasts. “Be a good little loser and fall asleep right where you belong. I’ve got the series lead, and I’ll never relinquish it…” She continues, listening to Steph’s protesting groans fade as the vanquished quickly falls asleep. Paige is distraught at seeing her mentor fall and tries to break the scene up. Mary stridently walks in front of her arms akimbo to keep Alexandra’s victory clean. When the victor became satisfied, Foxfire’s duo helped put Alexandra’s top back on, and they walked confidently towards the back, Alexandra motioning for a title shot. “Ugh, I got some of Stephanie’s dirty blood on my tits.” Alexandra also comments in disgust as Mary laughs, and Paige is left in the ring to put Stephanie back together with her faction.
The End
