Before the fight: As is typical, Kate Upton dominated the attention during the interregnum between the first and second rounds of the Queen of the Beach tournament. Her public comments matched her persona, the highlights being quite colorful talk about how she will dominate Stephanie the entire fight and smother her out cold afterwards.
In the other corner, Stephanie McMahon’s comments were softer, taking her time in speaking after her first round fight with Samantha Hoopes. Stephanie acknowledges her predicaments; as a returning fighter to full-time action in her 40s, going into her second fight of the night, against a future hall-of-famer and against an opponent who has her number. While Stephanie is 0-2 against Kate in JMDD bouts, they are tied at 0-0 in welterweight, and Stephanie vows to end the night 1-0 against Kate, and the Queen of the Beach.
Stephanie enters the ring first, with the same white boxing gear that she won with last round, albeit with some scruffs from Samantha’s punches. Kate enters the ring second with a gold bikini, identical to the one that Blake Lively beat out of her this week. According to Lookout! staff, Kate wants to redeem this attire within a win. Both fighters use trainees as seconds and fight camps.
Round 1: As the round starts, it becomes clear to all watching that both fighters want to clobber each other out of the gate! Stephanie and Kate eschew defense for clubbing punches, with even basic jabs having an extra bite to them. By the midpoint of the round, Stephanie gains the advantage with hard punches and force, ignoring her mounting aches to bully Kate The Great around the ring. She wants this win more. Stephanie wins this round handily, and goes up in the scoreboards 10-8.
Round 2: Kate rebounds in this round with her superior fitness and experience, and dominates. She attacks all of Stephanie’s body just as promised, while Stephanie can barely return fire under pressure. Kate wins this round clearly, and ties the scoreboards 18-18.
Round 3: The tale of this round is similar to the last; Stephanie tries to evade Kate, but she’s too slow due to age and the earlier Samantha fight, so Kate takes advantage. Stephanie’s legs show little agility while Kate’s eyes gleam and her lips glisten, ready to hunt down her prey and end this fight early. However, her opponent’s stamina still holds through, and despite heavy damage Stephanie stays upright through the round end, only able to jab for distance. Kate goes up and takes the lead in the scoreboards 28-26.
Round 4: In this round, Kate starts off dominating early, but then tries to get greedy and attack Stephanie’s chest in this welterweight contest. Stephanie gathers her strength and blocks these punches, and gives her opponent a “are you f-ing kidding me?” look. From the rest of the round, Stephanie gains a second breeze, playing a counter-punching game and landing return shots on Kate’s body. Stephanie narrowly wins the round, but still is behind in the scorecards 36-37.
Round 5: Kate baits Stephanie into several counter-attacks from jabs and other sparing blows, which exhausts the CEO. Kate takes advantage and plays around Stephanie, dodging her counters and crushing her body with power shots Stephanie returns to her corner sucking wind and gassed out, while Kate’s body shines under the bright lights. She is up in the scorecards 47-44.
Round 6: Stephanie needs a miracle to have a chance in this fight, and she gets one in this round! A jab-cross-cross combo staggers Kate, and a right hook puts her down! Kate is down for the count, eyes fluttering, but gets up at eight. Stephanie looks distraught, and tries to get another knockdown, but Kate evades and the bell rings before Stephanie gets another big shot. Stephanie walks back to the corner in fear, worrying that her chances to win are slipping through her gloves, while Kate’s corner tries to get their fighter alert for the next round. Stephanie takes the round, but still trails in the scorecards 54-55.
Round 7: Kate looks better in this round, and matches an exhausted Stephanie blow for blow. One uppercut-uppercut combo to Stephanie’s stomach strikes her liver, and Stephanie goes down in a heap after a delay. Kate celebrates early as a teary-eyed Stephanie’s body fails her, and she’s down for the count! Kate Upton is your winner by KO in the 7th round!
After the fight:
Kate doesn’t waste any time after the bout, marching over confidently as she sees Stephanie rising in her corner, staggering to her feet unsteadily. Kate just smirking as she picks up speed as shes approaches, then launching into the air as she gets closer as Stephanie’s eyes widen. Stephanie is right in anticipating a SPLASH and the crowd is on their feet excited for the same as Kate slams into Stephanie with ring-shaking force as she slumps down into the turnbuckle. Kate purrs in satisfaction after splashing her rival in the corner and then goes to wrap her brawny biceps around Stephanie’s head for a smother.
Squeezing her foe’s head in a front sleeper, Stephanie definitely fights hard as she pushes and shoves, squirming violently but Kate has the hold locked on tight. McMahon’s thrashing and bucking slows down, sliding down as she pools towards the canvas on her butt. Kate holds her upright, locked in between what might be the most dominant breasts in the world until she is satisfied that she has wrenched every last bit of air from Stephanie to knock her out. Once Stephanie is out cold, she lets Stephanie pool at her feet as she plants a feet atop her foe’s defeated rack, grinding her foot in confidently with a grin.
From there, Kate conducts her post-fight interview, just laughing, “Stephanie might be the CEO of one of the largest media companies in the world and in the board room, she might be an Alpha. In here though – in MY ring – it’s about who wants it more and clearly that was me. In here, I owned her overrated rack and body. Anywhere and everywhere Stephanie wants to try to step up, I’m the Queen. CEO is less than Queen and I hope she understands that after taking a nap between my tits. I know in the WWE everything is scripted, but in the FCBA, the script reads: Long Live The Queen.” as Kate finishes off her interview with a mean-spirited stomp across Stephanie’s jugs. Kate smirks as she saunters off along the beach, ready for her next opponent as she marches towards what she hopes is the Queen of the Beach, towards the Hall of Fame and hopefully towards history.
The End
